Would Your Horoscope Survive the Apocalypse?
It almost feels like we’re living in an apocalyptic world sometimes. We’re definitely not – but wouldn’t it be fun to know how you would fare if we were? Find your horoscope to see if you make it and how you would react if it really was the end of the world.
Aries (March 21-April 19)
Those born under the sign of the ram have this great surge of power they use up immediately, leaving nothing left after the first expenditure of that energy. Aries people don’t often think before doing, so they’re likely to wimp out and die shortly after their first, courageous but unsuccessful attempts to control the situation. They’ll give it their all in the first hour or so but, if that isn’t enough, they’ll take a nice, long nap and let the chips fall where they may.
Taurus (April 20- May 20)
First to Die
Taurus people love luxury to the point that it’s basically what they live to have. In the event of The Apocalypse, life for survivors isn’t going to be easy or at all luxurious at first. Any survivors will have to rough it for a time. Since this is not the life for a Taurus, they’re most likely to hunker down with some fine wine, good music, and a filet mignon with lobster, bidding good-bye to the cruel world in the style to which they’re most accustomed.
Gemini (May 21-June 20)
Gemini people are some of the most adventuresome in the world. They have an easy-going nature, so they’re not rattled by things that send those born under some other zodiac signs into a panicked frenzy. This is a time when they are going to shine. A Gemini is going to get right into the thick of the situation, multi-tasking to survive. They love to be busy, and busy is what they will be, renewing, restoring, rebuilding, and reviving.
Cancer (June 21-July 22)
First to Die
This sign’s people are a little too emotional to survive such a catastrophe. Cancers are homebodies whose families are very important to them. They’re most likely going to be so concerned about those they cherish that they will not have enough emotional strength left for the fight. They’re going to be the ones to gather their loved ones around them. They will be trying to talk any family members born under signs more likely to survive out of taking unnecessary risks, while reminiscing about better days and savoring their last moments together.
Leo (July 21-August 22)
There is probably no one in the world with more self-confidence than a Leo. This is the opportunity of a lifetime for Leos to be the center of attention, showing off their natural leadership abilities. Leos are also generous and warm. They’ll be the ones knocking on doors to lend their courage and support to those with less fortitude. Leos will not only survive the challenge, but they will thrive in their valiant attempts to overcome it.
Virgo (August 23-September 22)
Virgos methodically take apart every aspect of any issue. It will be no different with The Apocalypse. They’re not going to be the ones plunging in to save the day at the first evidence of demise. They’re cool thinkers. Virgos will be the ones to save the day at the last minute with some phenomenal idea no one else ever took the time to think of even if they could.
Libra (September 23-October 22)
Though Libras can be intelligent and clever, they thrive mostly in cultured, social settings without having to deal with the type of situation a disaster like this presents. During this harrowing time, most Libras will shy away from confronting the issues that are necessary for survival. They love the arts. They may be found up in their attics, looking for pieces of fine art they’ve stored and wondering how they’re going to save these pieces, all the while never thinking of how they’re going to save themselves.
Scorpio (October 23-November 22)
The fearless Scorpio welcomes a fight. They are intimidating personalities who will not let a little thing like the world coming to an end have much impact on their abilities to conquer and endure. They’re going to be out slaying the dragons, and making what’s left of the world a safe place.
Sagittarius (November 22-December 21)
A more philosophical sort is not to be found among other signs of the zodiac. They’re going to sit back, smoke a joint or have a drink, and they will, for hours, ponder the reasons this happened when it happened. To a Sagittarius, knowledge of these things is far more important than survival. The saddest part is that with all their thinking, they will probably come up with some very valuable ideas for survival, but they’ll just keep pondering, so no one will ever know.
Capricorn (December 22-January 19)
Though the world should come to an end, it’s just a beginning for a Capricorn. They’re known to always have plans for the future in mind, no matter what the present state of affairs might be. They don’t give up easily, and their keen sense of responsibility will impel them to work for the greater good of all. As the workaholics of the zodiac, they will not tire of the restoration process. They’ll be the ones up at all hours of the night, hammering away, keeping the neighbors who are left wide awake.
Aquarius (January 20- February 18)
It’s the humanitarian nature of this sign to love a good cause. It’s not their own need for survival that will keep them going but their need to see others benefit. Their eccentricity will prove to be an asset in this situation because they thrive on being different. Their ideas for survival are sure to be unique. They’re going to be busy inventing solutions, and those of them who like to write will be found penning survival guides for their friends and neighbors.
Pisces (February 19-March 20)
For the gentle Pisces nature, the world in a normal state can often be bad enough. For the twelfth sign, the twelfth hour will be too over the top for them to handle. As much as they want to adapt to the new environment, they don’t have the fight in them to rise above the problems it will present. They’re likely to be spending their last days writing poetry or composing a song from which the world can remember their romantic qualities.